A Halloween Nightmare – “The Greta Walk”

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Walking through fields near the derelict church of St. Mary

The Stats:

Area: Greta Bridge, County Durham

Distance: 10 miles

Time taken: 5.5 hours

The Review:

Delicate, parched leaves patted gently on the damp ground as we plodded up the road near Greta Bridge. The idea was to enjoy a short, easy and simple walk through woodland that, despite lacking in variety, would provide a great place to enjoy the fresh air and nature at its loveliest. Yet it soon became apparent to us fairly early on in the walk that our visions of an ideal day out were far from the laborious reality. There we were, blasting through the nettles and thorns like angry elephants, not knowing whether we were on track – or even going in the right direction! The air was thick and moist and the forest so dense it could have easily been perceived as some sort of tame English jungle (had we not been 5 minutes off the A66 west of Darlington). Despite starting almost right by the motorway, it didn’t take long to become encapsulated in a forest that’s noise could rival that of a busy highway (and that’s not mentioning Dad’s ranting and raving!)

The noise was mostly coming from the fast-flowing River Greta, which we were following up and down between the village of Greta Bridge and Bignall Mill. I know what you’re thinking: you’ve seen the title and you’re thinking ‘how could they get lost here? They’re following a river!’ Well, kind reader, let me assure you that not all the route was directly beside the river and we got lost but not through our own fault. We blame it on the guide book writer! Stay with me – here’s the story:

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The important section of the map (aka where it all went wrong)

Following the so far adequate instructions, we left the road and entered the woods. We’d been advised to stick to the inner edge of the woods, an instruction that would be bellowed out to the group many times later on by a stressful Dad hoping that there’d be some sort of hidden solution. The complication occurred when the ‘path leading down to the river’ was never found. Soon after entering the woods, we came to a junction of paths, with one leading down into the woods and another continuing straight ahead. Correctly, we decided to continue straight ahead, concluding that we hadn’t walked far enough to reach the point on the map at which the path turned down towards the river. Already we were complaining about the poor signage and instructions which was soon to become a theme of our day.

So, as you can see on the map above, we continued on the inner edge of the woods, round a corner. The first fatal error came when Dad thought that at that bend we should start heading down to the tributary (actually, it was the next bend that we were looking for). Stumped, we turned back, hoping that the previous path we’d bypassed was actually the right one. By this point we had confirmed that the writer of the book we were using hadn’t actually walked the route recently, but rather was giving us directions from a map, which we could easily have done ourselves. As you can see on the map, we turned back and after rather optimistically trying another offshoot of this path and failing, we were close to giving up. Feeling rather defeated, we sat at the junction of paths and had lunch.

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Later on in the walk – passing St. Mary’s Church

It was at this point that we called for help from Polly, my sister who was back at base camp (home). She could send us a picture of a detailed OS map (ours was only in the substandard guide book, of which by this point had been completely trashed, but not thrown away, by the group) and also a map showing where we were in the area. This helped enormously, and soon we were confidently strutting off west, in the direction we first started. We tried carrying on as far as we could, but as before, the path disintegrated rapidly. Needing just to find a viable route where we wouldn’t get our trousers ripped to shreds, we stuck very close to the barbed wire fence. Then came another obstacle. A second barbed wire fence stopped us from continuing in the same direction, so our only option was to climb over a safe section of fence onto a neighbouring field. There was a small plantation to our left, so we were forced to walk along the edge of the field to the next point at which we could reach the forest. A wit’s end, Dad said that we’d have to do some burrowing and then turn back. Indeed, some serious burrowing followed and we realised we were surprisingly close to the river. Ahead of us was a fairly steep decline, with the river visible at the bottom. Knowing that the path was running along the river, we gingerly headed down, and soon found to great relief and surprise the path, running diagonally down the hill.

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Crossing “nature’s bridge”

We hoped that the rest off the walk would be plain sailing and that we could get going to make up lost time. Navigation wasn’t so easy over ‘nature’s bridge’ on a small tributary that lead to the River Greta. Mum was soon entangled in branches and upturned roots as we tried to cross a fallen tree trunks. The stepping stones mentioned in the now completely abandoned book seemed non existent. The path from then on was difficult – undulating and slippy, it meant for a much more tiring walk than billed, and that’s not including the two miles we spent trying to find a way down to the river. Every so often a pheasant would startle you and explode into a frenetic combination of flaps and squawks, reminding you that you’re not really in the jungle.

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Walking along the treacherous riverside path

We soon reached Bignall Mill, the point at which we’d cross the river and turn back on the other side. After a bit more tedious route finding we made our way to the derelict Church of St. Mary. The golden sunlight made the scene feel all the more evocative as we briefly rested. We soon continued in more fields of gold, ducking down into the jungle every so often and then coming back up for air. After spending most of the day in the depths of the gorge, being in the open fields felt like you were free again, and it was comforting to see that you were no longer engulfed in trees.

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The bridge at Bignall Mill

Considering the walk’s length, we soon ended up at the car at sunset. Altogether, another semi-successful day out was done, complete with stress, humidity and a whole lot of heroic (or perhaps just tiresome) off-piste walking. What more could you ask for?

2014 Studley Send-off – Aislabie Walk

Polly pricariously makes her way over an electic fence in a sugar beet field

Polly precariously makes her way over an electric fence in a sugar beet field

Stats

Area: Studley Park, Aldfield and Laver Banks

Distance: 7 1/2 miles

Time taken: 4 hours

The Review

Christmas is over. So is that awkward period between Boxing Day and New Years Day. So, to celebrate the end of 2014 in style Dad’s chosen a cracker of a route for the last family walk of the year: muddy tracks, deep bogs, climbing over electric fences and getting lost in dense forests (just kidding, it wasn’t that bad!) So here it is – the last write-up of 2014:

A bench at Studley Royal

A bench at Studley Royal

Finally, we’d had a succession of cold, crisp, proper winter weather but of course fate picked a mild and unspectacularly bright day for the walk. Despite this, and with Polly actually walking this time, we headed for Studley Royal and Fountains Abbey, a place we have often visited on warm summer’s day or bracing autumn afternoons. For the walk though, we only dipped in and out of Studley Park and technically only got as far as the outskirts of Fountains Abbey. Our aim for today was for the lesser known and less visited “attraction” that was Laver Banks – the third and by far least successful estate thought up by William Aislabie.

He intended Laver Banks to be renowned for its Spa water – water with a strong taste of sulfur to give a pungent, eggy smell.

The stinky water at Spa Gill Wood

The stinky water at Spa Gill Wood

People believed in those days that drinking the horrid water would clear out the system and make them healthier. Aislabie understood the public demand for Spa water and was trying to recreate the powerhouse of Harrogate Spa water and grow the Ripon Spa water in order to become their rivals. Of course, his buisness failed dramatically simply because they were too late. The popularity of Spa water had already reached its peak and at the time of their decline Ripon Spa water produced less profit in a year than what their rivals Harrogate gained in a day.

After setting off from a mill south-east of Galphay we headed south of the straight roads heading directly for Studly Park. We cruised through the perfectly pleasant Studley Royal and had an early lunch stop at the Fountains Abbey visitor centre (I had bangers & mash!) It had been a great walk so far, trundling along the clearly marked tracks with ease.

Me and Polly smash ice on the approach to Skell Bank Wood

Me and Polly smash ice on the approach to Skell Bank Wood

Soon after lunch we encountered Spa Gill Wood and admired the grey yet pleasurable man-made landscape. There we saw the Spa water-mill and Dad explained to us the story of the Spa water. We crossed a footbridge and we were shocked to find that the sulfur is still bubbling nearly 70 years after the Spa went out of buisness.

It was after we had explored the abandoned Spa when we were reminded of previous failed family walks. We intended to climb a short, wooded slope and without stress or perspiration, appear on the rolling fields leading up to Aldfield. The reality though, was much different. After slogging up a steep valley side we reached the end of a forest but we could find the style on which we’d cross in order to reach Aldfield. Me and Polly scouted westwards whilst Mum and Dad thought thing through at base camp. In the end Dad lead us east through thorns and low branches, fallen trees and broken fences. Thankfully, Dad’s map reading saved us the second time round. Although, it was, to say the least, a bit of a pantomime!

Me on a bridge right at the end of the walk

Me on a bridge right at the end of the walk

The pantomime action was soon to be repeated after we had left Aldfield. First was the thick mud that ensconced our boots in dirt and the decomposing sugar beet that we were walking through. Next, and slightly more alarming was the 0.5m electric fence that we had to clamber ourselves over without touching it. With a bit of assistance from Dad, we all managed to climb over the fence and continued the walk unflustered and in good time.

By the time we had reached Laver Banks itself at the end of the walk my ankles were already aching. We ended the walk in a creepy large field with a horse and jockey riding a circuit around it. Mum in particularly noticed the “negative vibes” that she got from that place. The vibes became even worse by the ever darkening light and, as always, the car was a welcome sight indeed.

So that’s the end of another year of adventures. Its had fabulous summer walking and not so good cycling all round but on the whole, I think 2014 has been a good (and not disastrous) year of walking. Here’s to 2015!